Seriously?

[RICHARD]

I do live a grand life.

It's not any better than anyone else's, but, it's mine and I love it!

I was in the store today and was heading into the cheese/yogurt section.

I walked past a woman to my left when she stopped in front looked toward me and said, loudy, "DO you want a ball?"

I took two steps, stopped and looked over my left shoulder at her.

I was about to say something when I heard a child say, "YES!!!!!"

I had walked between her and her child, who was in the process of looking at a display of the plastic play balls that they sell in the seasonal sections of the store.

I took my shock and kept walking, to the next aisle.

I do have a witness to the incident, so, I was propositioned, in a sense.

[blue]

Sounds like you dropped the ball there.

[RICHARD]

Sounds like you dropped the ball there.

Something happened and it didn't go in my favor......

[happylabs]

Oh my gosh...you do have the life Richard. I am still waiting to be propositioned in the grocery store.

[moosmom]

Oh RICHARD you are such a pig, but we LOOOOOOVE you!!!!

[Laura's Babies]

I would love to hear what you were going to say back to her... was it XXXX rated?

[wombat2u2004]

Hee hee.....Richard was hit on !!!!

[RICHARD]

I would love to hear what you were going to say back to her... was it XXXX rated?

no, I was going with the "Excuse me?"..

I was with my nephew. He's about 24, so I had to lead by example.

And what was I to tell him?

"I'm going home with a MYSTERY SHOPPER?"

[happylabs]

no, I was going with the "Excuse me?"..

I was with my nephew. He's about 24, so I had to lead by example.

And what was I to tell him?

"I'm going home with a MYSTERY SHOPPER?"

LOL!!! Mystery shopper.

[Bonny]

Richard runs into the blue light special.

All I ever run into in the grocery store are old men shopping for their wives & they can't find anything. One time I found the dark & light brown sugar ( I am not being racist) for some old fella & he didn't know which bag to take (I am not the bag either!) I told him to take both bags of brown sugar home & play it safe than sorry. He could always bring the incorrect one back & get his money back. But I said to be sure to HANG ON TO THE RECEIPT GRAMPS.

[RICHARD]

A few minutes before that happened I was in the parking lot and did the same thing to a woman.

My nephew and I always laugh and carry on when we get together. I broke a garden hoe and bought a cheap one to replace it at Target.


As we walked to the car, I turned to tease him as I pushed the cart . I grabbed the hoe handle, raised it, then said to him, "Ha Ha, I got a hoe!".
I meant it as a play on words, as a joke.

At that exact second a woman walked from around a van and shot me the dirtiest look....

I just about died....

[Marigold2]

I guess women just can't help themselves around you.

[wombat2u2004]

Look on it as an unfullfilled contract.........

Offer..........................She threw it right in your face.
Consideration...............Your hand went for your wallet.
Acceptance.................You chickened out, that's when you ran.