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    The Power of the Government

    The Power of Government
    An Department of Agriculture representative
    stopped at a farm and talked with the old farmer.
    I'm going to inspect your farm."
    The old farmer said, "You better not go in that field."
    The Agriculture representative said in a wise tone, "I have
    the authority of the Government with me. See this card? I
    am allowed to go wherever I wish on agricultural land."
    So, the old farmer went about his farm chores. Later, the farmer
    heard loud screams and saw the Department of Agriculture
    representative running for the fence and close behind was the
    farmer's prize bull. The bull was madder than a full nest of hornets
    and the bull was gaining at every step.
    The old farmer called out, "Show him your card!"

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    Hahha. That's funny. Good for the bull.
    Religion is a smile on a dog.

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    ROFL!!! thank Michy!
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    Fake "bull" meets REAL bull!
    "Do or do not. There is no try." -- Yoda

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    Quote Originally Posted by Catty1
    Fake "bull" meets REAL bull!
    ROFLMBO!!!!

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