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    I give up.

    Yesterday Ed got up from his nap and began the mewl.

    He has this sound he makes before he throws up.

    I ran over with a piece of newspaper to catch the puke.

    As I was bent over, the station the TV was tuned to played this promotional clip that made me start to laugh.

    I was laughing so hard, I started to black out. I managed to stand up and clear my head.......

    Now, my real problem?

    I lost my glasses....in all the commotion I set them down someplace and cannot find them.

    That was yesterday about 5 p.m.

    Pray for me.

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    Prayers are being sent.
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    Get nose to nose with Ed and see if he's wearing them! Also check any chairs or sofas before you sit down.
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    LOL! Have you looked under the newspaper you put over the puke? I hope you find your glasses.

    I had a strange experience last night... Fister puked very late in the night and I couldn't be bothered to clean it up at that hour, but I went to the bathroom and also brought some kitchen-roll paper (what's that called in English?) to soak any fluid. He does only puke right after eating, so it's kind of partly chewed dry food. When I got out of bed this morning and wanted to clean it up properly, there was nothing. I cleaned that part of carpet anyway.

    You know what... people who doesn't have a cat or dog would think I was a complete loonie discussing something like this in a public forum! Who cares!



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    Oh me!

    I have a newspaper basket by the TV. I gather the papers there, so if I need to reference a story I can find it. The basket gets emptied the day before trash day.

    Ed goes to the hallway to throwup and the basket is within arm's reach.

    I had grabbed the newspaper from that basket and managed to get a section to catch the vomit.

    I just threw out the paper, maybe the glasses fell in there?

    Nope.


    I walked over to the fireplace where I threw the puked-on paper.

    There, up against the little fireplace shovel tool, were my glasses.

    In the commotion - and before I got to sit down and recover?

    I bent over and because I was laughing so hard, they must have fallen off of my head!



    Thanks for the prayers, they worked!

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    Oh my. I am so blind that if I laid my glasses down and forgot where I put them I would be in real trouble! Glad you found them. I hate cat puke.

    Randi...I know what you mean...non-pet owners/lovers have no interest in talking about such things. What is wrong with them?!?

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    Mac is my pukemeister. I hate it when he pukes in the middle of the night and I step in cold, sticky, cat puke when I get up in the morning. Yep, Mac manages to puke somewhere between my bed and the bathroom everytime. I think he plans it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Randi View Post

    I had a strange experience last night... Fister puked very late in the night and I couldn't be bothered to clean it up at that hour, but I went to the bathroom and also brought some kitchen-roll paper (what's that called in English?) to soak any fluid.
    We call them paper towels.

    Feel free to continue with the original topic now...

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    He has this sound he makes before he throws up.
    Does it go something like this?

    URKA, URKA, URKA

    I'm always too late with the newspaper or paper towel. That's when I get out the carpet stain remover.

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    Quote Originally Posted by moosmom View Post
    Does it go something like this?

    URKA, URKA, URKA

    I'm always too late with the newspaper or paper towel. That's when I get out the carpet stain remover.
    Oh my goodness, this thread has me laughing SO HARD! That's exactly the pre-barf sound I know so well!

    Cassie does not like to have barf land on a newspaper, a rag, or whatever else I can slip under her. Must... make... Mom... get... Resolve... urka urka urka
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