HEY!
Where's the Peanut Butter Jar ???

What'd he say?

I dunno - I jest *wag* m'tail when he rants ... not a clue whut he said.

It was RITE HERE onna desk asside the puter when I left for the Fire Station
last night ... come to think of it - Heidi didn't get her Fish Pill last night.

HEIDI! Have you seen the PeanButter Jar?

*pitter*patter*pitter*patter* ~ {dumm look} ~ {head tilt} ~ *trots off* ...

I gather that was a "NO" ?

Look out! He's in *search mode* now.

Let's go crawl inna Sauna - outta site - outta mynd - outta trubbel!
Move over, MiniMutt - we all gotta crowd in here!

*Sounds of Searching* ... copious quantities of Dawg Fuzz are relocated ...
furniture is moved ... dark places are explored with bare handpawz ...
much < grumblin > is heard ...
* Den / Puter room = clear
* Kitchen = cluttered but clear (he thinks)
* Dining room = clear
* Living room = clear
* Hall = clear
* Hall Klozit = clear
* Baffroom = clear
* Bunkroom = clear ... wade-a-minnit ...
* Checks MiniMutt's BeanBag bed asside the TV ...

WHAT's THIS??
HEIDI !!

I think he's callin ya, Kid.

I think I can't hear him.

So, where was it?

Inna BeanBag Bed ... had it burried purty gud ... dunno how he spotted it!

Why din'ch let us help ya last nite?

Do I look THAT stoopid? Iffin wunna you'd popped da lid - I'da nebber got
close to that jar affore it wuz emptee!

You wuz sure gibbin it heck inna puter room aftur ya knocked it offa desk!

Yeah - who'da thunk they'd put Dawg-proof lidz on PeanButter Jars?
TWO hous I < gnawed > on that sukker --- mouf still hurtz!

OUWCH! ... DURN IT!!

He musta jest noticed the toofie marks ... Plastik gets sum sharp edges innit
when ya make a lil tear ...
Wunder iffin he'll store it onna desk anymore?

<< SIGH >>