Athena, you are certainly a goddess of heroic endeavour. Pumpkin-Butt is most undignified but I guess your mom and dad call you that as a term of endearment.

What a delight to be found on Craigslist! As if you would ever hurt a little baby. Why, you would be its staunchest guardian, oh great goddess with the wondrous golden eyes…

You can be as prissy as you want on this most special day, and you deserve to be worshipped and adored as our most special Cat of the Day, the Amazing, Agile, Astounding Athena!