The other evening one of my cats, Artemis was nosing around and somehow got her head through the handle of a small plastic grocery bag. The bag monster had her!
It was very scary so she ran as fast as she could... It FOLLOWED her!
What could she do? She hissed, she screamed, she ran up the walls.... Causing her feline roomates and the cockatoo and parakeets all to panic and run/flutter wildly. (Henly the bunny hid in his domesticated paper bag, safe in his bunny cage. Wise bunny!)
The bag mansters were attacking!!!!
She was, of course impossible to catch.
Belladonna smacked Captian thinking he was the cause (or that it was just a good excuse to hit him...) Cupcake the cockatoo whistled and shouted bird shouts. Captain and Ambrose chased Artemis who was running from the bag monster....
Finally I was able to grab the end of the bag as she flew by... This stopped her rather abruptly although by this time the bag was torn and came apart causing her no damage....
The bag monster was dead!
Artemis just wants to warn you all.... Beware the bag monster may be lurking.....
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