WAKE UP!!!!!
Femka, girl... you gotta act nice when they're watching... 'specially when they got ya on camera... get your revenge at night when they're asleep. revenge is better when they're unexpecting. And you can blame it on brother. when mom wakes up say 'kill the brother! Kill the brother!' then you can blame your mischeivious actions on him...
My adivice is keep it simple. In movies they like to set up big contraptions where the mommies open the cupboard first thing in the morning, and the piles go flying at her from the booby trapped cupboard door. Don't bother with that. You can plant many more 'surprises' if they're simpler. cause they'll take less time to plan and set up. try peeing in the coffee pot. It's my favourite!
best of luck!
My paw is big, eh?
P.S. Mommie says unless your gably is down she wants you back. Don't worry... I'll make sure she tastes revenge for using me as a messenger dog. -.-
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