Happy Hotcakes!
Dearest Hotcakes, what a handsome, hunky, happy guy you are! You're an absolutely gorgeous American Shorthair Tabby, with that thick brown and black fur that looks so luxurious and soft. You have such a sweet face, with those long, LOOOOONG white whiskers and that cute brick-color nose and those lovely big golden eyes. Thank you for sharing that great photo with us! What a terrific portrait of you, looking so wise and content! I wish I could reach through the screen and down to Ohio to pet you, and pet your sister kitty pal Sausage, too! I can't, of course, but I know your loving and beloved Purrrsons will pet you both for me .
And what an amazing story you have to tell! Your dear Purrrsons-to-be found you when you were a tiny kitten, starving under a shed at the local McDonald's. You were being fed hotcakes by customers because you were so hungry. Your new Purrrsons took you home and nursed you back to health. You were quite the handful in those early days! You finally settled down and became the super pet that you are today. They gave you the name Hotcakes because you still will eat anything you can get. Recently another kitty, your dear new sister Sausage, joined the family. Hotcakes and Sausage go together so well!
You have the most delightful Purrrsonality! You're full of energy and make your dear Purrrsons smile with your antics. They can tell when you're up to something because you get this wild look in your eyes. You like to scare people by jumping out at them from behind furniture! You're full of surprises. One time you broke in through the basement window carrying a squirrel as big as yourself! You're very affectionate, on your own terms, getting nippy when you're not in the mood. You know a good trick: when you want a treat, you pat your Purrrson's hand with your paw. You and Sausage and your Purrrsons all love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Hotcakes, on being chosen today's Cat of the Day! We hope you and your dear Sausage and Purrrsons and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.
Last edited by phesina; 02-19-2020 at 05:14 PM.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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