Dearest Leo, what an adorable Maine Coon kitten you are! You're absolutely beautiful, with that long, fluffy Tabby-pattern fur that looks so very soft, and that sweet, sweet face with the huge ears and lovely big golden eyes and those long, LONG eyebrows and ear tufts. I wish I could reach through the screen and across the ocean to Medvode, Slovenia to pet you! I can't, of course, but I know your loving and beloved person will pet you for me .
And what a delightful, loving personality you have! You love your person dearly and want to be together all the time. You love to play with and cuddle with her. You sleep on her arms or face. You enjoy playing with her fingers and eating Purina and sleeping on trousers and hoodies. You want to play with the phone or computer wires. (Please don't play with those wires! They can be very dangerous. They could give you an electric shock if you bit one.) That's very good that you're an indoor pet, so much safer for you! You like to beg your person for kisses, and she already knows you'll be very spoiled. She has always wanted a cuddling cat, and now she has one! You love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Your person says you're very clumsy and you fall everywhere. What happened to your whiskers? They look like they've fallen or broken or been cut off. You need them to help balance with. I hope they'll grow back soon! I'm sure you won't be so clumsy once they're back.
Congratulations, darling Leo, on being chosen today's Cat of the Day! We hope you and your dear person and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats, with some special Purina flavors that you really like!
Last edited by phesina; 09-06-2020 at 04:48 PM.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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