Dearest Ransom, you are beautiful, and you're rare, too, a Chinook, a rare American sled dog breed! Your fur is so thick and lush and colorful, and you have the sweetest face with those lovely big eyes. You have the most delightful personality, too! You're full of energy, and you make your dear people smile with your antics. You love snow (though you're not sure about pulling a sled), car rides, long walks, longer naps, hugs and kisses, and many other things. You don't like the doorbell, the vacuum, rain, having your nails cut, or mom singing to you. You and your family members (two and four-legged) all love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Ransom, on being chosen Dog of the Day! We hope you and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats, and a special serving of string cheese and peanut butter, too!
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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