You crack me up, Zippy!!! This one sent me into a laughing frenzy:

Originally posted by zippy-kat

8. do cover the Sea-Monkey® tank while engaged in marital relations as Sea-Monkeys® carry camcorders and aren't afraid to sell those tapes to "Hard Copy"
Congrats on the new little sea monkeys. I bet they are really cute I know nothing about them other then the fact that they are cute, but I hope you find all the info you need.