Hee hee! Funny! All kinds of darling dogs there.
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Hee hee! Funny! All kinds of darling dogs there.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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From my great nephew, who is 5 ... How do you make a banana split? Open the door!:
He thinks it's the Funniest Joke Ever
Praying for peace in the Middle East, Ukraine, and around the world.
I've been Boo'd ... right off the stage!
Aaahh, I have been defrosted! Thank you, Bonny and Asiel!
Brrrr, I've been Frosted! Thank you, Asiel and Pomtzu!
"That's the power of kittens (and puppies too, of course): They can reduce us to quivering masses of Jell-O in about two seconds flat and make us like it. Good thing they don't have opposable thumbs or they'd surely have taken over the world by now." -- Paul Lukas
"We consume our tomorrows fretting about our yesterdays." -- Persius, first century Roman poet
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There is nothing remotely funny about Michael Vick, period. Nothing, zero and.... I have an excellent sense of humour. If someone is capable of what he is allegedly accused of, dude needs years of physiological help. And, that will never undo what he did. Sick ****.Originally Posted by CathyBogart
Michael Vick's jury has been chosen...
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Well,
How do you make a venetian blind?
Poke his eyes out.
The secret of life is nothing at all
-faith hill
Hey you, don't tell me there's no hope at all -
Together we stand
Divided we fall.
I laugh, therefore? I am.
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From a neighbor’s grandson (he’s 6):
What should you give your dad for a snack on Father’s Day? POPcorn!
he thinks it’s the Funniest Joke Ever
Banned
Great jokes! Keep it up!
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From the neighbor’s grandson again. Where do sheep go for summer vacation? - To the Baa-hamas
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Oh, that's great! Thanks, Elyse!
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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From my neighbor’s grandson.
Q: What should you use to mend a jack-o-lantern?
A: A pumpkin patch :eyeroll:
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He's a funny kid!
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My neighbor told me this joke, which I'm to tell his grandson at the next visit (probably over the weekend). What falls down every winter but never gets hurt? Snowflakes.
Praying for peace in the Middle East, Ukraine, and around the world.
I've been Boo'd ... right off the stage!
Aaahh, I have been defrosted! Thank you, Bonny and Asiel!
Brrrr, I've been Frosted! Thank you, Asiel and Pomtzu!
"That's the power of kittens (and puppies too, of course): They can reduce us to quivering masses of Jell-O in about two seconds flat and make us like it. Good thing they don't have opposable thumbs or they'd surely have taken over the world by now." -- Paul Lukas
"We consume our tomorrows fretting about our yesterdays." -- Persius, first century Roman poet
Cassie's Catster page: http://www.catster.com/cats/448678
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Heard on the radio. The governor of Illinois issued a shelter in place order that went into effect yesterday.
What kind of humor is best while you are sheltering in place? Inside jokes. (groan)
Praying for peace in the Middle East, Ukraine, and around the world.
I've been Boo'd ... right off the stage!
Aaahh, I have been defrosted! Thank you, Bonny and Asiel!
Brrrr, I've been Frosted! Thank you, Asiel and Pomtzu!
"That's the power of kittens (and puppies too, of course): They can reduce us to quivering masses of Jell-O in about two seconds flat and make us like it. Good thing they don't have opposable thumbs or they'd surely have taken over the world by now." -- Paul Lukas
"We consume our tomorrows fretting about our yesterdays." -- Persius, first century Roman poet
Cassie's Catster page: http://www.catster.com/cats/448678
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What is the first curse words a dogwalker learns on the job?
Oh S---!
The secret of life is nothing at all
-faith hill
Hey you, don't tell me there's no hope at all -
Together we stand
Divided we fall.
I laugh, therefore? I am.
No humans were hurt during the posting of this message.
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From my neighbor's grandson again. Where do cows go on a Saturday night? To the moo-vies
Praying for peace in the Middle East, Ukraine, and around the world.
I've been Boo'd ... right off the stage!
Aaahh, I have been defrosted! Thank you, Bonny and Asiel!
Brrrr, I've been Frosted! Thank you, Asiel and Pomtzu!
"That's the power of kittens (and puppies too, of course): They can reduce us to quivering masses of Jell-O in about two seconds flat and make us like it. Good thing they don't have opposable thumbs or they'd surely have taken over the world by now." -- Paul Lukas
"We consume our tomorrows fretting about our yesterdays." -- Persius, first century Roman poet
Cassie's Catster page: http://www.catster.com/cats/448678
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