Darling Tinker Bell!
Dearest little Tinker Bell, what an absolutely darling little Syrian Hamster you are! Your fur is so pretty and looks so soft, and you have the sweetest face with those perky little ears and cute pink nose and lovely big dark eyes. You look so peaceful and happy in those great photos, and thank you for sharing them with us!
And what a delightful personality you have! You've been with your dear person for just two weeks, and you two are already having a great time together. You're full of energy, and you like to run in your wheel and chew on your wooden bridge and eat mealworms. Your person loves to play calming music and Bluey, and you seem to enjoy the music. You roll around in your ball super-fast! After two weeks you're getting very comfortable in your new little hamster apartment. You and your person love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Tinker Bell, on being chosen Pet of the Day! We hope you and your dear person and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats, maybe even a special serving of mealworms!
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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