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Cow jailed in Colombia
A cow has been put in prison after it was blamed for a road accident in Colombia.
The cow was wandering along a road in Giron when was hit by a woman on a motorcycle.
The woman was not badly hurt but police decided the cow was a danger and 'arrested' it.
Officers were unable to find out who owns the cow and are keeping it in the town's prison.
A police spokesman said: "If it was a person who caused the accident, he or she would be behind bars, so why not a cow?"
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The woman was not badly hurt but police decided the cow was a danger and 'arrested' it.
If the cops had beat the cow up for causing the accident would they have claimed they were tenderizing the beef...
How can you get a cow to pay for the accident?
You can't get blood from a turnip.
But, you can get milk...
Forget it....
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