Looking for a Joke

[jackie]

I had a joke emailed to me once it started like...

Once upon a time, a boy asked a girl to marry him and she said no. SHe went dancing ... ... ... and never got fat. The end.

Does anyone have the joke hanging around? I can\t find it.

[vinjashira]

Is this the one?

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?"
The girl said, "NO!" And the girl lived happily ever after and went
shopping, dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house,
never had to cook, did whatever the **** she wanted, never argued,
didn't get fat, traveled more, had many fantastic lovers and only
cooked the things she liked to eat, and always had money. She went to
the theatre, never watched sports, never wore fricken lacy lingerie that
went up her ***, had high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and
looked fabulous in sweat pants, and burped, swore, and ****** all the
time.

THE END

sorry for the *** but I didn't write it

[jackie]

Yes, perfect, thanks a lot.

[Catty1]

Then there's the one about the little boy who also got refused - and went out golfing, and having fun, and going to all the sports events etc and lived happily ever after, that sort of thing.

It's said that single women are mentally healthier than single men.

HMMMMM...........