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    Dear Diary - Catch a Break?

    Dear Diary,

    What does a guy have to do to catch a break?

    We had new carpet installed and I got to keep a remanent for a nap spot. So soft and comfy!



    Of course...as soon as I discover it and begin to enjoy it ...who wants it?


    Sigh....as a gentleman (and a scaredy cat) what am I suppose to do?


    Sleeplessly yours,

    Eddie

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    I KNOWWHAT YOU MEAN EDDIE, NO SOONER DO I LIE DOWN OR EAT SOMETHING THAN MY FOUND SISTER WANT SOME TOO.
    I WILL GLADLY SHRE MY POCO LOCOS NACHOS WITH YOU MY HH LADY EDWINA ROSE THERE ARE THE BEST NACHOS IN HAMILTON.

    YOUR LOVE JUKE JOINT JOSEPH.
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    Ya Know Eddie .... maybe if you share your best treats with Ms. Edwina .... she will share the carpet with you
    Yours in Whiskers

    I'm not young enough to know everything.

    "The Best Mirror is an Old Friend"

    “The secret of what is small is the secret of clear-sightedness; the guarding of what is soft and tender is the secret of strength.”

    • Lao Tzu

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    Poor baby Eddy How DO you put up with this treatment.
    I hope there are two mats so you can switch around with Miz Edwina.
    You are such a gentleman Eddy.
    I've Been Boo'd

    I've been Frosted






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    Dear Eddie,

    Please tell Edwina you were there first ... You are such a gentleman to let her have a go at the new remnant. But the second she moves - you take it back!

    Tenaciously,
    Elyse
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    I've been Boo'd ... right off the stage!

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    Poor Eddie. You're just too nice to Edwina. Tell your meowmie to give Edwina some treats and then when she's not looking you can claim your carpet remnants back.

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    Poor fella. It is a shame that your sissy wont just SHARE it with you! If I was you, I would walk over, and just sit ON HER! Then she will be so shocked, she wont smack you, she will just try to get away! Good luck! Kohl kitty


    Thank you so much Michelle!

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    I've been BOO'd!!! Thanks Lori!

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    Aw, the look on Eddie's face is priceless, poor boy. They do it to us, don't they?
    Blessings,
    Mary



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    Dearest Eddie, I can see how dissapointed you look. Every time you set your eyes (behind) on something, Edwina wants it - it's just not fair! I hope at least you can have your blanket for yourself!

    You're such a gentleman and I hope one day, you and Edwina can share everything! Has she stopped swatting you?



    "I don't know which weapons will be used in the third World war, but in the fourth, it will be sticks and stones" --- Albert Einstein.


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    Awee such a gent you are Eddie.. Maybe Edwina will give you bigg whisker kissess.. Your both just wittle sweetie pies..

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    Poor Eddie, there's certainly enough room for both of you on that piece - wait until she's sound asleep, and then snuggle down next to her!
    I've Been Frosted

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    Dear Eddie,
    have you ever heard that there are women who love a man who's not just sweet?
    Have you ever shown her your daggers?

    Your Tigris

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    Poor E!!! I know exactly what you mean, my "lovely" (???) Inka is doing that too! It is ALLLLLLLLL hers!!
    I miss you enormously Sydney, Maya, Inka & Zazou Be happy there at the Rainbow Bridge

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    Poor Eddie! How awful that Lady Edwina takes advantage of you like that
    FIND A PURPOSE IN LIFE.....BE A BAD EXAMPLE

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    RANK HAS ITS PRIVELEDGES , EVEN AT THE FOUND CAT HOTEL, PRINCESS IN NUMBER 1, MICHAEL IS NUMBER 2, AND I AM NUMBER 3.
    I HOPE YOU ARE SAVING A SPOT FOR ME , HH LADY EDWINA ROSE
    YOUR LOVE JUKE JOINT JOSEPH
    THE RAINBOW BRIDGE FOUND HOTEL ANGELS HAVE A NEW FRIEND IN CORINNA.


    ALMOND ROCCA BATON AND ELLIE ANGELS ARE GUARDIANS TO ETERNAL KITTENS ROCC-EL AND T TEEN ANGEL, ALMOND ROCA , VLAD , PAWLEE , SPRITE. LITTLE HEX, OSIRIS AND ANNIE ANGELS.
    EBONY BEAU TUBSTER AND PEACHES BW SPIKE & SMOKEY


    NOW PRECIOUS AND SAM ARE TOGETHER WITH ETERNAL KITTENS SAMMY ,PRESLEY, SYLVESTER AND SCRATCHY JR , MIGHTY MARINA, COSMIC CARMEN, SAMSON ,UNDER KITTY AND SUNKIST AUTUMN & PUMPKIN.
    MIA AND ORANGE BLOSSOM ANGELS HAVE ADOPTED TUXIE , TROOPER , SONGBIRD AND LITTLE BITTY KITTIES MIA-MI BLOSSOMER, TUXEDO AND DASH AS THIER ETERNAL KITTENS.
    PRINCESS JOSEPH AND MICHAEL ARE CELEBRATING 19 YEARS AS LUCKY FOUND CATS

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