I think he is training for the circus. He swings on my window blinds: trapeze artist?
He picks on Chester and Angel: lion tamer?
He jumps to the top of metal shelves 6 to 7 feet high: gymnist?
He walks along the exhaust fan cover over my cook stove: high wire act?
He knocks things off of everything he touches: elephant cleaner upper?
Wonder if Ringling Bros has any openings?