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    New diet????

    Thieves target people on the loo

    German police are warning that pickpockets are stooping to new lows by robbing people while they are on the loo.

    In the latest case the thief struck as a man, aged 32, from Aachen in North Rhine-Westphalia, was using a public toilet.

    The thief, in this case believed to be a woman, slipped her hand under the wall of the cubicle and removed the wallet from the man's trousers, which were around his ankles.

    The man, who lost about 70 pounds in the robbery, said he was unable to race after the pickpocket immediately "given the situation" and the fact his trousers were around his ankles.
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    I think that the robbery is the LEAST of this guy's worries....

    70 pounds???? A robbery diet????
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    You would think after losing 70 pounds he would have been able to run fast enough to catch the thief.

    "wait, here I have 20 more pounds you can have!"

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    LoL That sounds so funny and weird when you first read it Then I was like, oh yeah, this!

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    Well if they tried that with me, the thief would defineately have a green tinge on there face.

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    Originally posted by Suki Wingy
    LoL That sounds so funny and weird when you first read it Then I was like, oh yeah, this!
    I can't get anything past you....

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    >blonde moment<

    Do I admit it took me about 20 min and Suki Wingy's picture for me to get it?

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    Re: >blonde moment<

    Originally posted by zippy-kat
    Do I admit it took me about 20 min and Suki Wingy's picture for me to get it?

    Nope, don't say anything.

    Do you know how long it would take you to lose 70 pounds in the
    loo???
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    Re: Re: >blonde moment<

    Originally posted by RICHARD
    Nope, don't say anything.

    Do you know how long it would take you to lose 70 pounds in the
    loo???
    Well, I didn't read it that he lost 70 lbs *in* the loo, just that he lost 70 lbs. lol

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    Hmmm a whole lot of laxatives, and bulimia to top it off? Maybe he sat on that loo a long time lol loo lololoo! Eek now I feel like I'm yodeling.
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    rofl, I'm so used to pounds being money I couldn't figure out why you said diet. wow. That's all I have to say.
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    Originally posted by IRescue452
    rofl, I'm so used to pounds being money I couldn't figure out why you said diet. wow.
    I don't get out too often.

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    Originally posted by RICHARD
    I don't get out too often.
    Don't or you might lose a few pounds.
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