Stupid things people say. . ..

[Toby's my baby]

I thought it would be fun to have a thread about stupid/ dumb/ funny things people say. One that always comes to mind for me is when people say:

"life is short" - life is not short, its the longest thing there is. . .

What else can you think of?

[CagneyDog]

"Dont worry be happy"
Some teacher said that to me a few days ago


Easier said than done

[.sarah]

Erm ... something stupid I said the other day:

My boss was asking me which two dogs I wanted to have the 50% discount on. I told her Nova and Luka because Mandy is usually wealthy.

So ... yeah, now Nova and Luka are poor

[.sarah]

I thought it would be fun to have a thread about stupid/ dumb/ funny things people say. One that always comes to mind for me is when people say:

"life is short" - life is not short, its the longest thing there is. . .

What else can you think of?

No, death is much longer

[lady_zana]

"No one can make you feel inferior without your consent." - E. Roosevelt

Just another way to make people with anxiety disorder like me or with low self-estem feel bad about themselves...I've always HATED that quote.

[Van10]

"Sticks and stones may break your bones but names will never hurt you"

That is so not true. The wounds from verbal abuse are more long-lasting than physical abuse, In some cases it can take years to get over.

[Suki Wingy]

"Pit Bulls are time bombs."
"Let God into your life." -STOP trying to push your religion on me!!
"Oh, are you getting a puppy?" When people see me looking at dog breeders on the internet at school.
"Dalmatians are so high-strung and unpredictable, why do you have one?"
Um, first of all, he's not one, second of all, no they are not!!!

[Suki Wingy]

No, death is much longer

yeah but you can't think or feel or know because you are DEAD!

[popcornbird]

I don't think 'life is short' is a stupid statement. It is infact very true. People say that to remind friends/family that we should cherish each other while we are around. One day, someone dear to us will pass on, and yes...life is too short to hold grudges, or 'not care' about things, because once someone's life ends, there would be things we'd regret, if we didn't realize life is short ahead of time. You realize how short life is when you lose a loved one. Life can end when we are least expecting it.

[CagneyDog]

You realize how short life is when you lose a loved one. Life can end when we are least expecting it.

Yup, I agree with this.

[swimma253]

"you are so tall."

now way! did you think i didnt notice? that drives me crazy.

And also...

"aww your hair is so thin."
Uhh... thanks? Is that suppose to be a compliment? I find it very insulting.

[moosmom]

"Do you know how LONG they'll be on the phone????"

I HATE it when someone asks me that when I answer the phone at work! How the hell should I know????

[Alysser]

"THIS IS CHICKEN!???" Said by Jessica Simpson while eating Chicken of the sea tuna!

[Flatcoatluver]

everybody wanna hear a blonde joke, would anybody be insulted?? and everyone in class lookks at me becuase i am the only real blonde in our class?

[AbbyMom]

"Aren't cats cold and aloof?"